Good news from Dursley, not long to go now —-

I have just checked on how our Dursley friend is coping with the Shedweb lock out on top of the government shielding policy. He is very grateful for the many goodwill messages he has received and is chomping at the bit to make up for lost time.

The "Old Spot" is open?

Excellent news, Captain, I'm sure he's a changed man

Thanks for checking on John, CJ.

Have I missed something, what lock out

Bring back the Dursley One. Things just haven’t been the same round here

Have I missed something, what lock out

You've not noticed the harmony and lack of <-- these?!

Come on Capt J, you were really checking to see if he would caddy for you and Andrew Pugh tomorrow.

I think fitting an ‘ electronic ankle tag’ on him is a cracking idea. Apparently he can be ‘recalled’ at any time if he continues to break the rules?

If you have been wrongly convicted by ‘Shedweb admin’ in the past,contact Baz,Baz and Baz for no win no fee.

#FreeTheDursleyOne

Bring back the Dursley One. Things just haven’t been the same round here

Correct. They’ve been much more respectful and less fractious. As they were when he flounced off previously.

I hope we get a more respectful and considerate Mute back.

Good to hear that he is well.