A Contemplation On The Prospect Of Rugby Without Fans

A Contemplation On The Prospect Of Rugby Without Fans

Alfred Lord Tension 29 Jul 2020 16:59 pm said..

Rugby with no crowd
Is somehow beyond the pale.
Playing with nobody watching
Would be like going to Sale.

Rugby with nobody cheering
Will never appeal to me,
As when Leicester are losing
It'll be like a library.

Rugby played in silence
Sounds like spending the day
Doing something vile, hence,
Think of London Irish, away.

Rugby without spectators
Won't raise my pulse one speck,
Like those rugby fan simulators
You find when you visit 'The Rec.'

Rugby with crowds not present
Does not feature in my plans,
Like a day, most unpleasant,
With both of the Saracens fans.

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Lurker 29 Jul 2020 17:18 pm said..

Brilliant!!
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MarcusRann 29 Jul 2020 17:43 pm said..

Rugby fan simulators. Genius, thanks Henry
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Tuffty 29 Jul 2020 19:47 pm said..

I think you get better with each and every one ALT! It’s just an avalanche of genius.
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kingsholmmick 30 Jul 2020 12:04 pm said..

Absolutely priceless !!
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Clive's Pants 30 Jul 2020 12:19 pm said..

Can I suggest we all go and follow ALT on twitter and give him some likes - to my amazement he only has 300 followers...deserves more. Also, if you look at his Twitter profile, you get instructions on how to order his book of rhyming stuff.
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