Summer Jokes Thread

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Sticki 19 Jun 2019 11:04 am said..

A student visits the Principal's office one day and the Principal says to him, "what's your name son?"

"D-d-d-da-dav-David, Sir", he replies

The Principal looks up and asks him, "Oh, you have a stutter?"

"No Sir, my dad has the stutter, but the guy who registered my name was an a-hole"
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glawfindel 19 Jun 2019 11:34 am said..

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Lurker 19 Jun 2019 11:52 am said..

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values.
Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?'
Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?'
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Lurker 19 Jun 2019 11:59 am said..

A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling.
'I'm O. K. But I didn't like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery,' he answered.
'What did he say,' asked the nurse.
'Oops!'
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tigerchef 19 Jun 2019 19:28 pm said..

A Rabbi, 3 Boy Scouts, Lawyer and a Priest are on a plane that is about to crash. The Rabbi goes looking for some parachutes and comes back holding just 3. The Rabbi says 'Lets give them to the 3 Boy Scouts, they are young and have a full life ahead of them!'. The Lawyer says 'Feck em' to which the Priest replies with 'Do we have time?'.
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smithy 19 Jun 2019 23:31 pm said..

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
In Dubai they don't like the Flintstones
But Abu Dhabi do!
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Re: Summer Jokes Thread

glawfindel 21 Jun 2019 16:10 pm said..

glawfindel wrote:Enter new password:
chicken
Password must contain a capital:
chickenkiev

Enter new password
NewYorkMunichSydney
Error, password must contain a capital
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Tumpy+1 21 Jun 2019 23:05 pm said..

glawfindel wrote:
glawfindel wrote:Enter new password:
chicken
Password must contain a capital:
chickenkiev

Enter new password
NewYorkMunichSydney
Error, password must contain a capital


I hate jokes I have to think about, but that one was good :)
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tigerchef 22 Jun 2019 11:21 am said..

Tumpy+1 wrote:
glawfindel wrote:
glawfindel wrote:Enter new password:
chicken
Password must contain a capital:
chickenkiev

Enter new password
NewYorkMunichSydney
Error, password must contain a capital


I hate jokes I have to think about, but that one was good :)


I don't get it. Am I being a bit thick? Munich is the capital of Bavaria and Sydney is the capital of New South Wales?
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Re: Summer Jokes Thread

shedwebber 22 Jun 2019 21:27 pm said..

Think it is meant to be 'a capital' rather than two. Time for some new jokes though, how about.... Eddie Jones has been a complete success for England rugby!
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