Summer Jokes Thread

Summer Jokes Thread

Glawsinwuss 14 Jun 2019 12:06 pm said..

This forum seems to be missing something this year......

These new rugby matches in space will never take off. There’s just no atmosphere.

A rugby player goes to the physio and says “it hurts when I touch my arm, my chest or my leg”. The physio says “you’ve broken your finger”.

I tried to play cycle rugby but I was two tyred.
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Ciren35 14 Jun 2019 15:18 pm said..

A man was shot and killed in Cirencester earlier this morning.

The police have stated that the weapon of choice was actually a starting pistol, therefore they believe the incident was race related
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TW 15 Jun 2019 04:44 am said..

Could maybe understand if this thread was the length of the rumours thread but how is that the second joke? That was appalling.
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kingsholmmick 15 Jun 2019 07:25 am said..

“Boris Johnson favourite to become prime minister” .....
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plod 15 Jun 2019 07:41 am said..

This comment is on the wrong page ........... unfortunately.
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Number8 15 Jun 2019 09:42 am said..

kingsholmmick wrote:“Boris Johnson favourite to become prime minister” .....


Hopefully.
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Number8 15 Jun 2019 09:58 am said..

Back on topic..

I went to the store to get eight cans of sprite. When I got home, I realised I’d only picked seven up.
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Ciren35 15 Jun 2019 10:22 am said..

TW wrote:Could maybe understand if this thread was the length of the rumours thread but how is that the second joke? That was appalling.


Just in case there's a misunderstanding, I'll pick out the operative words for you....

Starting Pistol.........Race........ :roll:
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Lurker 15 Jun 2019 10:36 am said..

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin. 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. I thought to myself, they've lost the plot!!
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Lurker 15 Jun 2019 10:37 am said..

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that, 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes
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